how to drink milk
is this the right gif
NO IT’S NOT
*becomes a slime lord to casually melt out of conversation with overbearing coworker*
my sister i high af and im curling her hair gr8
she thought she could curl the cord
The infinite circle of unplanned intervention
I was gonna do some sort of snazzy first post but dude check out this shadow beast.
Things I shout while playing any video game ever:
- YOU FUCKING HOE
- YOUR MOTHER SHOULD HAVE SWALLOWED YOU
- I FUCKING (SCREAMS)
- FUCKING BALLS
- OH WHAT THE ACTUAL LIVING FUCK
- YOU CAN SUCK MY SWEATY FUCKING BALLS
- I HATE THIS GAME
- FUCK ME
- FUCK YOU
- WHY AM I FUCKING PLAYING THIS GAME
- I’m so fucKING DONE
- WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
- [PTERODACTYL SCREECH]
have you ever taken your dog to a jumping competition
I was walking through a local trail next to a dog park and in big freakin’ letters Dana was carved into the tree. The beach trees also had broken limbs that formed eyes.
there are trees around where I live that look like that too.
DONT GO TO THE DOG PARK DONT LOOK AT THE DOG DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT THE DOG PARK
HOL Y SH UT NI GHR VALe
Heroes and villains come together to unite against Deadpool.
Way to be a dick Gandalf….
Way to be a dick.
boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
troy baker is a gift to humanity
Inspired by this fantastic song.
it’s almost 4/20 you know what that means
yes it means it’s almost time for chocolates to go on sale haha I love easter